...In an isolated Internet chatroom somewhere...
JFK: I think you’re lying!
TNT: No way, just because it’s not printed in the papers doesn’t mean it ain’t the truth!
(New user sign-on; USERNAME: Deity)
AGB: hello, Deity, cool name. What do you have to say?
JFK: Hi, Deity, Watzup?
Deity: You will be the first to learn, your mundane lives and the pointless banter of this chat-room will one day go down in history for this moment.
FV: Weirdo alert!
JFK: Yeah, whatever.
Deity: I have discov..
(Message from administrator- Your login has been relinquished)
...And the grand plans are met by an unforgiving blank screen...