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    An Essay Upon Projects

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    Pounds per ann.

      The general . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 300

      5 colonels at 100 pounds per ann. each . . . . . . . . . 500

      20 captains at 60 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1,200

      100 governors at 10 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1,000

      200 directors at 5 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1,000

      200 exempts at 5 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1,000

      2,000 heads for subsistence, at 20 pounds per head per ann.,

      including provision, and all the officers' salaries in

      the house, as butlers, cooks, purveyors, nurses, maids,

      laundresses, stewards, clerks, servants, chaplains,

      porters, and attendants, which are numerous. 40,000

      SECOND COLLEGE.

      A governor . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 200

      A president . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 100

      50 college-majors at 50 pounds per ann. each . . . . . . 2,500

      200 proficients at 10 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2,000

      Commons for 500 students during times of exercises at

      5 pounds per ann. each . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2,500

      200 proficients' subsistence, reckoning as above . . . . 4,000

      THIRD COLLEGE.

      The gentlemen here are maintained as gentlemen, and

      are to have good tables, who shall therefore have

      an allowance at the rate of 25 pounds per head,

      all officers to be maintained out of it; which

      is . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 25,000

      100 teachers, salary and subsistence ditto . . . . . . 4,500

      50 college-majors at 10 pounds per ann. is . . . . . . . 500

      ======

      Annual charge 86,300

      The building to cost . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 50,000

      Furniture, beds, tables, chairs, linen, &c . . . . . . 10,000

      Books, instruments, and utensils for experiments . . . 2,000

      ======

      So the immediate charge would be 62,000

      The annual charge . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 86,300

      To which add the charges of exercises and experiments 3,700

      ======

      90,000

      The king's magazines to furnish them with 500 barrels of gunpowder

      per annum for the public uses of exercises and experiments.

      In the first of these colleges should remain the governing part, and

      all the preferments to be made from thence, to be supplied in course

      from the other; the general of the first to give orders to the

      other, and be subject only to the founder.

      The government should be all military, with a constitution for the

      same regulated for that purpose, and a council to hear and determine

      the differences and trespasses by the college laws.

      The public exercises likewise military, and all the schools be

      disciplined under proper officers, who are so in turn or by order of

      the general, and continue but for the day.

      The several classes to perform several studies, and but one study to

      a distinct class, and the persons, as they remove from one study to

      another, to change their classes, but so as that in the general

      exercises all the scholars may be qualified to act all the several

      parts as they may be ordered.

      The proper studies of this college should be the following:

      Geometry. Bombarding.

      Astronomy. Gunnery.

      History. Fortification.

      Navigation. Encamping.

      Decimal arithmetic. Intrenching.

      Trigonometry. Approaching.

      Dialing. Attacking.

      Gauging. Delineation.

      Mining. Architecture.

      Fireworking. Surveying.

      And all arts or sciences appendices to such as these, with exercises

      for the body, to which all should be obliged, as their genius and

      capacities led them, as:

      1. Swimming; which no soldier, and, indeed, no man whatever, ought

      to be without.

      2. Handling all sorts of firearms.

      3. Marching and counter-marching in form.

      4. Fencing and the long-staff.

      5. Riding and managing, or horsemanship.

      6. Running, leaping, and wrestling.

      And herewith should also be preserved and carefully taught all the

      customs, usages, terms of war, and terms of art used in sieges,

      marches of armies and encampments, that so a gentleman taught in

      this college should be no novice when he comes into the king's

      armies, though he has seen no service abroad. I remember the story

      of an English gentleman, an officer at the siege of Limerick, in

      Ireland, who, though he was brave enough upon action, yet for the

      only matter of being ignorant in the terms of art, and knowing not

      how to talk camp language, was exposed to be laughed at by the whole

      army for mistaking the opening of the trenches, which he thought had

      been a mine against the town.

      The experiments of these colleges would be as well worth publishing

      as the acts of the Royal Society. To which purpose the house must

      be built where they may have ground to cast bombs, to raise regular

      works, as batteries, bastions, half-moons, redoubts, horn-works,

      forts, and the like; with the convenience of water to draw round

      such works, to exercise the engineers in all the necessary

      experiments of draining and mining under ditches. There must be

      room to fire great shot at a distance, to cannonade a camp, to throw

      all sorts of fireworks and machines that are, or shall be, invented;

      to open trenches, form camps, &c.

      Their public exercises will be also very diverting, and more worth

      while for any gentleman to see than the sights or shows which our

      people in England are so fond of.

      I believe as a constitution might be formed from these generals,

      this would be the greatest, the gallantest and the most useful

      foundation in the world. The English gentry would be the best

      qualified, and consequently best accepted abroad, and most useful at

      home of any people in the world; and His Majesty should never more

      be exposed to the necessity of employing foreigners in the posts of

      trust and service in his armies.

      And that the whole kingdom might in some degree be better qualified

      for service, I think the following project would be very useful:

      When our military weapon was the long-bow, at which our English

      nation in some measure excelled the whole world, the meanest

      countryman was a good archer; and that which qualified them so much

      for service in the war was their diversion in times of peace, which

      also had this good effect--that when an army was to be raised they

      needed no disciplining: and for the encouragement of the people to

      an exercise so publicly profitable an Act of Parliament was made to

      oblige every parish to maintain butts for the youth in the country

      to shoot at.

      Since our wa
    y of fighting is now altered, and this destructive

      engine the musket is the proper arms for the soldier, I could wish

      the diversion also of the English would change too, that our

      pleasures and profit might correspond. It is a great hindrance to

      this nation, especially where standing armies are a grievance, that

      if ever a war commence, men must have at least a year before they

      are thought fit to face an enemy, to instruct them how to handle

      their arms; and new-raised men are called raw soldiers. To help

      this--at least, in some, measure--I would propose that the public

      exercises of our youth should by some public encouragement (for

      penalties won't do it) be drawn off from the foolish boyish sports

      of cocking and cricketing, and from tippling, to shooting with a

      firelock (an exercise as pleasant as it is manly and generous) and

      swimming, which is a thing so many ways profitable, besides its

      being a great preservative of health, that methinks no man ought to

      be without it.

      1. For shooting, the colleges I have mentioned above, having

      provided for the instructing the gentry at the king's charge, that

      the gentry, in return of a favour, should introduce it among the

      country people, which might easily be done thus:

      If every country gentleman, according to his degree, would

      contribute to set-up a prize to be shot for by the town he lives in

      or the neighbourhood, about once a year, or twice a year, or

      oftener, as they think fit; which prize not single only to him who

      shoots nearest, but according to the custom of shooting.

      This would certainly set all the young men in England a-shooting,

      and make them marksmen; for they would be always practising, and

      making matches among themselves too, and the advantage would be

      found in a war; for, no doubt, if all the soldiers in a battalion

      took a true level at their enemy there would be much more execution

      done at a distance than there is; whereas it has been known how that

      a battalion of men has received the fire of another battalion, and

      not lost above thirty or forty men; and I suppose it will not easily

      be forgotten how, at the battle of Agrim, a battalion of the English

      army received the whole fire of an Irish regiment of Dragoons, but

      never knew to this day whether they had any bullets or no; and I

      need appeal no further than to any officer that served in the Irish

      war, what advantages the English armies made of the Irish being such

      wonderful marksmen.

      Under this head of academies I might bring in a project for an

      ACADEMY FOR WOMEN.

      I have often thought of it as one of the most barbarous customs in

      the world, considering us as a civilised and a Christian country,

      that we deny the advantages of learning to women. We reproach the

      sex every day with folly and impertinence, while I am confident, had

      they the advantages of education equal to us, they would be guilty

      of less than ourselves.

      One would wonder indeed how it should happen that women are

      conversable at all, since they are only beholding to natural parts

      for all their knowledge. Their youth is spent to teach them to

      stitch and sew, or make baubles. They are taught to read indeed,

      and perhaps to write their names, or so, and that is the height of a

      woman's education. And I would but ask any who slight the sex for

      their understanding, What is a man (a gentleman, I mean) good for

      that is taught no more?

      I need not give instances, or examine the character of a gentleman

      with a good estate, and of a good family, and with tolerable parts,

      and examine what figure he makes for want of education.

      The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be

      polished, or the lustre of it will never appear. And it is manifest

      that as the rational soul distinguishes us from brutes, so education

      carries on the distinction, and makes some less brutish than others.

      This is too evident to need any demonstration. But why, then,

      should women be denied the benefit of instruction? If knowledge and

      understanding had been useless additions to the sex, God Almighty

      would never have given them capacities, for He made nothing

      needless: besides, I would ask such what they can see in ignorance

      that they should think it a necessary ornament to a woman. Or, How

      much worse is a wise woman than a fool? or, What has the woman done

      to forfeit the privilege of being taught? Does she plague us with

      her pride and impertinence? Why did we not let her learn, that she

      might have had more wit? Shall we upbraid women with folly, when it

      is only the error of this inhuman custom that hindered them being

      made wiser?

      The capacities of women are supposed to be greater and their senses

      quicker than those of the men; and what they might be capable of

      being bred to is plain from some instances of female wit which this

      age is not without, which upbraids us with injustice, and looks as

      if we denied women the advantages of education for fear they should

      vie with the men in their improvements.

      To remove this objection, and that women might have at least a

      needful opportunity of education in all sorts of useful learning, I

      propose the draft of an academy for that purpose.

      I know it is dangerous to make public appearances of the sex; they

      are not either to be confined or exposed: the first will disagree

      with their inclinations, and the last with their reputations; and

      therefore it is somewhat difficult; and I doubt a method proposed by

      an ingenious lady, in a little book called, "Advice to the Ladies,"

      would be found impracticable. For, saving my respect to the sex,

      the levity which perhaps is a little peculiar to them (at least in

      their youth) will not bear the restraint; and I am satisfied nothing

      but the height of bigotry can keep up a nunnery. Women are

      extravagantly desirous of going to heaven, and will punish their

      pretty bodies to get thither; but nothing else will do it, and even

      in that case sometimes it falls out that nature will prevail.

      When I talk therefore of an academy for women I mean both the model,

      the teaching, and the government different from what is proposed by

      that ingenious lady, for whose proposal I have a very great esteem,

      and also a great opinion of her wit; different, too, from all sorts

      of religious confinement, and, above all, from vows of celibacy.

      Wherefore the academy I propose should differ but little from public

      schools, wherein such ladies as were willing to study should have

      all the advantages of learning suitable to their genius.

      But since some severities of discipline more than ordinary would be

      absolutely necessary to preserve the reputation of the house, that

      persons of quality and fortune might not be afraid to venture their

      children thither, I shall venture to make a small scheme by way of

      essay.

      The house I would have built in a form by itself, as well as in a

      place by itself.

      The building should be of three plain fronts, without any jettings

      or bearing-work, t
    hat the eye might at a glance see from one coin to

      the other; the gardens walled in the same triangular figure, with a

      large moat, and but one entrance.

      When thus every part of the situation was contrived as well as might

      be for discovery, and to render intriguing dangerous, I would have

      no guards, no eyes, no spies set over the ladies, but shall expect

      them to be tried by the principles of honour and strict virtue.

      And if I am asked why, I must ask pardon of my own sex for giving

      this reason for it:

      I am so much in charity with women, and so well acquainted with men,

      that it is my opinion there needs no other care to prevent

      intriguing than to keep the men effectually away. For though

      inclination, which we prettily call love, does sometimes move a

      little too visibly in the sex, and frailty often follows, yet I

      think verily custom, which we miscall modesty, has so far the

      ascendant over the sex that solicitation always goes before it.

      "Custom with women, 'stead of virtue, rules;

      It leads the wisest, and commands the fools;

      For this alone, when inclinations reign,

      Though virtue's fled, will acts of vice restrain.

      Only by custom 'tis that virtue lives,

      And love requires to be asked before it gives.

      For that which we call modesty is pride:

      They scorn to ask, and hate to be denied.

      'Tis custom thus prevails upon their want;

      They'll never beg what, asked, they easily grant.

      And when the needless ceremony's over,

      Themselves the weakness of the sex discover.

      If, then, desires are strong, and nature free,

      Keep from her men and opportunity.

      Else 'twill be vain to curb her by restraint;

      But keep the question off, you keep the saint."

      In short, let a woman have never such a coming principle, she will

      let you ask before she complies--at least, if she be a woman of any

      honour.

      Upon this ground I am persuaded such measures might be taken that

      the ladies might have all the freedom in the world within their own

      walls, and yet no intriguing, no indecencies, nor scandalous affairs

      happen; and in order to this, the following customs and laws should

      be observed in the colleges, of which I would propose one at least

      in every county in England, and about ten for the city of London.

      After the regulation of the form of the building as before;

      1. All the ladies who enter into the house should set their hands

      to the orders of the house, to signify their consent to submit to

      them.

      2. As no woman should be received but who declared herself willing,

      and that it was the act of her choice to enter herself, so no person

      should be confined to continue there a moment longer than the same

      voluntary choice inclined her.

      3. The charges of the house being to be paid by the ladies, every

      one that entered should have only this incumbrance--that she should

      pay for the whole year, though her mind should change as to her

      continuance.

      4. An Act of Parliament should make it felony, without clergy, for

      any man to enter by force or fraud into the house, or to solicit any

      woman, though it were to marry, while she was in the house. And

      this law would by no means be severe, because any woman who was

      willing to receive the addresses of a man might discharge herself of

      the house when she pleased; and, on the contrary, any woman who had

      occasion might discharge herself of the impertinent addresses of any

      person she had an aversion to by entering into the house.

      In this house the persons who enter should be taught all sorts of

      breeding suitable to both their genius and their quality, and, in

      particular, music and dancing, which it would be cruelty to bar the

      sex of, because they are their darlings; but, besides this, they

      should be taught languages, as particularly French and Italian; and

      I would venture the injury of giving a woman more tongues than one.

      They should, as a particular study, be taught all the graces of

     


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